A week later and still no announcement from Morecambe FC about a stadium deal. If I hadn’t used The Visitor to light the fire on Christmas Day I’d be asking for a refund. Just proves my comments last week, it’s a complete waste of paper. I wonder what will appear this week, if it was so bad last week with no bank holidays between publication dates, how bad is it going to be this week? Fortunately I will never know unless I read someone elses.











Tomorrows Toilet Roll
Andrex is cheaper, you don’t have to cut it up and it doesn’t leave a headline printed on your arse